Micah, in the midst of her typical random rambling chatter:
M: Everyone has a birthday. Everyone has a birthday every weekend.
Me: No, you only have a birthday once a year–not every weekend!
M: When is my birthday, what number is it?
Me: You know your birthday! When’s your birthday?
M: August the 8th, but that’s already passed! When’s my next birthday after that?
Me: Not until next August…
Me: Your birthday is only once a year, on the same day every year!
M: I did not know that!