She never ceases to amuse

Micah, in the midst of her typical random rambling chatter:

M: Everyone has a birthday. Everyone has a birthday every weekend.

Me: No, you only have a birthday once a year–not every weekend!

M: When is my birthday, what number is it?

Me: You know your birthday! When’s your birthday?

M: August the 8th, but that’s already passed! When’s my next birthday after that?

Me: Not until next August…

M: ?

Me: Your birthday is only once a year, on the same day every year!

M: I did not know that!